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COLUMN: Misguided attempt to reduce the carbon footprint
An athlete I’m not. If you ever see me running, you should run, too, because whatever is pursuing me is terrifying. Lucky for you, though, if it hasn’t yet caught me, we can assume it’s also slow. While I have limited experience in fueling athletes, I hope …